Negligence

Dear Blog and any readers I may have left (bless you!):

I have been negligent. I have been selfish. There are no excuses for my lack of blogging. I simply am going to apologize and explain my absence with a easy-to-read numbered list, detailing what I have been up to.

1. @hugasponge; ....

2. Reading outside; Soaking in delicious UVA/UVB rays and tasty theories regarding how celebrity narcissism is seducing America.

3. Hokulia shave ice; Get in your car/on your scooter/on your bike or public transportation and get to Canyon Road right now. When you get there, order the Big Kahuna with li hing mui and blue hawaii. You can thank me for changing the course of your summer later.

4. Job Hunting; I actually just started that this morning. Up until this point I have spent the summer periodically checking my bank statement, gasping when I see the remaining balance, vowing to find a job the next day. That was five weeks ago.

5. Eating too much; My jeans ripped this morning. I guess the fabric just couldn't take it anymore. Poor denim.

6. Not training for the marathon; oops.

And that is my life for now. Don't worry blog, our love will be rekindled soon. Perhaps in the fall when I have a more stable internet connection. But this will suffice for now. Plus, I'm still recovering from my digital disorder, right?